You Know This Girl A One Woman Comedy About the Depths of Shallowness
Come meet Courtney. She's not a bad person, she's just painfully familiar. Follow Courtney from Spanish class, to beer pong, to reality television audition tapes as she typifies an all too familiar contemporary American archetype.
You Know This Girl is a light comedy and an intense social satire. Don't be alarmed by the seriousness of the description, it is good dirty fun at the expense of those girls who have gone wild and the bros who have boners for them. It has been described by audiences as a "hilarious," "shocking," "outrageous, beautiful abomination."
This is the video of a live performance of You Know This Girl filmed before an audience at Squeaky Wheel/Buffalo Media Resources in Buffalo, NY on July 30, 2010.
WARNING: The language and content of this show is vulgar and offensive. There is full frontal nudity as well. If you'll be seriously offended, please skip it. The author prefers to shock and awe audiences with her wit and brilliance as opposed to dirty words and boobies.
Scene One: Spanish Presentation
To start, Courtney is in the hallway, outside of her classroom, speaking with a new acquaintance. Later, Courtney enters her Spanish classroom and makes a presentation.
Failed Reality TV Audition Tape #1 ["Cocaine Nosebleed"]
Scene Two: Beer Pong
Courtney is at a party and enjoying beer pong, a drinking game, with two male friends until she is interrupted.
Failed Reality TV Audition Tape #2 ["Do I Look Good?"]
Scene Three: Pretty-ing
Courtney is in her bedroom, speaking on the phone with a girlfriend while preparing to go out for a night of clubbing.
Failed Reality TV Audition Tape #3 ["Hot Tub Shotgun"]